your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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