Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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