Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
Randomize
