So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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