She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
stop calling my apartment porn island.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
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At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
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I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
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