i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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