They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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