I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
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Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
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There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
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