so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I think I sprained my soul last night
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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