Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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