I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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