he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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