How'd it feel making her break her religion?
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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