Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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