I'm lost and stupid without you.
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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