ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
It's never too late to be topless.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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