Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
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Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
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It is literally 8 in the morning.
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she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
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