Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
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she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Im just a social blackout drinker.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
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What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
jump out the window naked night went bad
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