don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
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What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
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All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him