It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
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You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
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Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
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