Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
NoShamevember. You game?
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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