I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
time to smoke my breakfast
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
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he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
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You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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