i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
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