Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Randomize
