porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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