i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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