My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
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Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
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Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
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