would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
Randomize
