I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
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We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
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How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
Randomize