Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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