i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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