so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!