Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I puked off the balcony.
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone