I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
Randomize
