i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
and you said cock pushups were impossible
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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