We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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