Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
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If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
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he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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