dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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