She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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