Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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