I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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