the new term for farting is butt boxing.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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