did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
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Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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