I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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