we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
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i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
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Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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