CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
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