yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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