Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
how can u be prego again
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
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The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
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I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
Two words: blizzard sex
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
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