you turned your livingroom into a bong?
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
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When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
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The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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