is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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