Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
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Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
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Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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