At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
now i know why i became what i already was.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
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Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
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Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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