Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
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