I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
Randomize
