I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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