I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
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I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
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I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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